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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

 

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

 

He never heard the shot....

 

 

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