Aircraft Alert

[TechMan]

I will post it on the forum as waiting for it to appear in the magazine will take a few months.

 

A report has been received of a failure which will affect all aircraft and will need to be rectified before next flight.

 

Whilst the details are still being investigated, it is envisaged that all aircraft owners and operators will be required to inspect their aircraft for compliance with the forthcoming alert bulletin.

 

The failure is interestingly in the cockpit area, which makes it common to all aircraft.

 

Regardless of the care taken by aircraft owners in maintaining their aircraft, the defect only occurs once the aircraft's seats are occupied.

 

We are presently stumped on what can be done about it, so any input from the field is gladly accepted. Please reply here and don't email me directly. Thanks

 

Techman

 

 

[Admin]

OMG...what are we to do...I can't go flying...WHAT CAN WE DO TO FIX THIS PROBLEM!!!

 

By the way my name is Ian not AF ;)

 

 

 

[Jabiru Phil]

Well, the above problem will go away on April 2nd. (I hope):thumb_up:

 

 

[Yenn]

I have removed the seat. I can now see even less ahead when taxying, but feel a lot safer.

 

 

[Flyer]

Eureka !!! I've got it...:)

 

The nut behind the butt....

 

Regards

 

Phil

 

 

[Guest Redair]

I find this alert particularly worrying, as I don't have an aircraft yet, and therefore am unable to rectify it. What can I do to comply? Please contact me on April 31st, as I will be away until then.

 

Thak you, Redair.

 

 

[Ben Longden]

If you dump the seats and use milk crates, will it solve the issue?

 

 

Ben

 

 

[vk3auu]

The Chinese are already ahead of you there Ben, only I think they use chook crates.

 

David

 

 

[Matt]

The aviation equivalent of PEBKAC for us IT folks then....must be a PEBSAC "Problem Exists Between Seat And Controls"

 

 

[TechMan]

Pduthoit is correct in his assumption. It seems that the fault goes away when the occupants are given sufficient alcohol after the end of daylight and prior to 8 hours before beginning of daylight.

 

 

 

[Guest airsick]

I prefer PICNIC Matt. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

 

Perhaps we could modify this when we get in our planes:

 

Problem In Cockpit, Numpty In Charge.

 

 

[Guest J430]

I have heard a very accurate story about a PNG pilot who was adament that there was nothing he could not do better without a 6 pack onboard!

 

Is that an ancient PNG technique you speak of?

 

J

 

 

 

[Guest Fred Bear]

 

I have heard a very accurate story about a PNG pilot who was adament that there was nothing he could not do better without a 6 pack onboard!

Is that an ancient PNG technique you speak of?

 

J

 

Yep, and here he is:

 

 

[Flyer]

Ok...... I'm scared now, even though I'm sure the dude knows what he's doing.....:raise_eyebrow::confused:

 

Regards

 

Phil

 

 

[BigPete]

Its that spare control stick that has me most worried!! :big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

regards

 

 

[Guest airsick]

Pull on it to make what go up? :confused:

 

 

[Flyer]

:confused::ah_oh::raise_eyebrow:

 

 

[planedriver]

Hey Daren,

 

Nice Photo, looks like Emma talked you into growing a beard while in Vietnam.

 

Is that why she always has such a lovely smile on her smile on her face? ;);)

 

Rgds

 

Alan

 

 

[Guest Fred Bear]

Hey Daren, Nice Photo, looks like Emma talked you into growing a beard while in Vietnam.

Is that why she always has such a lovely smile on her smile on her face? ;);)

 

Rgds

 

Alan

Ha ha ha I wish I was that, er, tanned. I don't think my belly is that round at the moment either after 7 days of gastro :yuk: But yes, the pilot above is very professional.