Julie Andrews

[Yenn]

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

 

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music". Here are the lyrics she used:

 

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(Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

 

 

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

 

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

 

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

 

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

 

Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids and glasses,

 

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

 

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

 

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

 

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

 

When the knees go bad,

 

I simply remember my favorite things,

 

And then I don't feel so bad.

 

 

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

 

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

 

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

 

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

 

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',

 

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',

 

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

 

When we remember our favorite things.

 

 

When the joints ache, When the hips break,

 

When the eyes grow dim,

 

Then I remember the great life I've had,

 

And then I don't feel so bad.

 

 

 

[planedriver]

Hey steady on mate!

 

Was this really supposed to be about Julie Andrews, or were you having a shot at me?

 

Rgds

 

Planedriver

 

 

[planedriver]

Ok Ian, I get the message. "If the cap fits, wear it"

 

There could possibly be a few others on these forums that think it's intended for them also. I won't suggest any names though:censored:

 

 

[Yenn]

Oh dear. I seem to have capped the pool.

 

I wonder if she could pass the medical. She still looks good!

 

 

[Bigglesworth]

Ok Ian, I get the message. "If the cap fits, wear it":crying:There could possibly be a few others on these forums that think it's intended for them also. I won't suggest any names though:censored:

Isn't it "if the epileptic fits, wear it"

 

Luckily nothing ever fits me, I think my epileptic got shrunk in the wash.