Aisle seat

[Guest palexxxx]

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

 

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the

 

middle seat...

 

Just before take off, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

 

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes

 

and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,

 

'I need to get up and get a coke.'

 

'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it

 

for you.'

 

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines

 

shoe and spat in it.

 

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,

 

'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

 

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was

 

gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and

 

spat in it.

 

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed

 

the flight.

 

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet

 

into his shoes and knew immediately what had

 

happened.

 

'Why does it have to be this way?' he asked.

 

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our

 

nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in

 

shoes and pissing in cokes?'