A truckie's life

[planedriver]

Saving for 50 yrs

 

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of

 

attention as he checked into the resort hotel.

 

The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining

 

room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face and proceeded to

 

order an enormous breakfast.

 

He laughed and joked with everyone and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his

 

young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn

 

out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask

 

her to repeat the order.

 

The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for

 

their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride,

 

"Honey, I can't figure it out. That old gent, sorry, I mean your new husband, looks

 

like a million gollars and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"

 

"That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd

 

saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was

 

talking about his money!" ;););)