two old men

[icebob]

Two old men sitting in the retirement home, one turns to the other and said "Frank i turn 93 today and I feel every year of that". The other turns to Jim and said"Jim i feel like a newborn baby".

 

"A new born baby, how come said Tim?" Well Franks said, I have no teeth, no hair and i just wet myself.

 

 

[Yenn]

I am an old bloke and I feel like a young woman.

 

Trouble is I don't know any!

 

 

[Guest Decca]

How "young" Ian?

 

I might be able to introduce you to a few.

 

Decca.

 

PS: Hi Guys, I'm back, after Bigpond hijacked my access.

 

 

[Yenn]

Thanks Decca, but yesterday was my lucky day.

 

I was delivering meals on wheels to a dear old lady and she was looking at the front page of her paper. Big photo of her granddaughter who was Miss Universe Australia. So what I hear you say, but the old lady's daughter was there and asked me to kiss her, which I did and she told me I can now brag about kissing Miss Universe Australia's Auntie Di. Made my day!

 

True story it happened yesterday and I see today that we have a new Miss Universe. That means I kissed a has beens Auntie.