Deskpilot Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Do not do this at home..dangerous Subject: Best Irish Joke In Ages > > The Irish 'best' I'm sure. > > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird > section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' > > The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. > > 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says > Gerry. > > The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. > > Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck > to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. > > At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis > looks like a grand place.' > > He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off > the cliff. > > Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the > bottom, killing himself stone dead. > > Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, > 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!' > > > > > > THERE'S MORE... > > > > > Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass. > > He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying > another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. > > 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says. > > He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. > > He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. > > Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. > > Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and > breaks every bone in his body. > > Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting > either!' > > > > > IT IS NOT OVER YET... > > > > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean > appears. > > He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which > he pulls a chicken. > > Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and > disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. > > Once more Paddy shakes his head. > > 'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus > parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'
planedriver Posted June 21, 2008 Posted June 21, 2008 I must be a simpleton, all this time I was thinking it was Icarus who did it. Did'nt realise there was really an Irish connection.:hittinghead: We learn something new every day.
Ben Longden Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 Robyn is in Ireland this week... and she has a copy of the joke to see if its real....;) Ben
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