Deskpilot Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Do not do this at home..dangerous Subject: Best Irish Joke In Ages > > The Irish 'best' I'm sure. > > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird > section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' > > The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. > > 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says > Gerry. > > The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. > > Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck > to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. > > At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis > looks like a grand place.' > > He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off > the cliff. > > Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the > bottom, killing himself stone dead. > > Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, > 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!' > > > > > > THERE'S MORE... > > > > > Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass. > > He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying > another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. > > 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says. > > He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. > > He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. > > Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. > > Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and > breaks every bone in his body. > > Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting > either!' > > > > > IT IS NOT OVER YET... > > > > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean > appears. > > He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which > he pulls a chicken. > > Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and > disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. > > Once more Paddy shakes his head. > > 'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus > parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I must be a simpleton, all this time I was thinking it was Icarus who did it. Did'nt realise there was really an Irish connection.:hittinghead: We learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Well oil beef hooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Thanks,you have all given me a good laugh Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Longden Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Robyn is in Ireland this week... and she has a copy of the joke to see if its real....;) Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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