Confucius Say.

[farri]

Confucius Say...........,

 

It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.

 

Baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls can not walk.

 

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

 

Mans wife,his better half,his mistress his better whole.

 

It is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

 

Sex like army,the closer to discharge the better you feel.

 

Woman panties not best thing on earth but next to it.

 

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.

 

Woman who lay naked ,at night,in front of gates of Jerusalem,bound to wake up with heave dew on top.

 

 

[skeptic36]

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Confucius also say :

 

Going to far with crudity will get post moderated :big_grin: - Ian

 

 

[farri]

Confucius say

 

He who go out on limb is likely to break stick.

 

He who go too far off track is lost.

 

Frank.

 

 

[eastmeg2]

I once gave my sister a birthday card . . .

 

Front cover: Confucious say that as one grows older one grows more beautiful.

 

Inside: Confucious full of __it.