Flight Attendant

[Guest ozzie]

A man sitting in the bar at Sydney International Airport noticed a really beautiful women next to him.

 

He thought to himself "Wow, she's is gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendent. But which airline does she work for?"

 

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan.

 

"Love to fly and it shows?"

 

She gave him a blank confused stare and he immediately thought, "Damm, she doesn't work for Delta"

 

A moment later another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,

 

"Something special in the air?" She gave hime the same confused look

 

He mentally kicked himself,and scratch Singapore Airlines off the list.

 

Next he tried the Tai Airways slogan, "Smooth as silk"

 

This time the woman turned on him, "What the #### do you want?"

 

The man smiled then slumped back in his chair and said "Ahhhhh, Jetstar!!"

 

 

[Ben Longden]

:thumb_up:

 

Sad thing is; its true..... :devil:

 

Ben