planedriver Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon,says,I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second,responds,"Yeah, but you should try electricians! everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon,says,"No,I really think librarians are the best,everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon,chimes in:"You know,I like construction workers ... Those guys always understand when you have quite a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon,shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Pilots are the best to operate on, because when the odds of success are not at all good, they're still happy they'll get where want to where they want to go, because they own the latest GPS.:rotary::rotary:
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