deyvorce

[w3stie]

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

 

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'

 

The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

 

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'

 

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'.

 

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

 

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'

 

The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'

 

The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

 

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'

 

The farmer said, 'Yes! I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

 

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'

 

The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

 

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.

 

The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'

 

The farmer said, 'No , she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce .'

 

 

[facthunter]

Yeah OK.

 

Love it Nev..

 

 

[storchy neil]

:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:neil

[planedriver]

Oh Yea!