THE FIREMAN AND THE LITTLE GIRL

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THE FIREMAN AND THE LITTLE GIRL

 

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he

 

notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung

 

on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

 

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a

 

dog and a cat.

 

The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look:

 

'That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.

 

'Thanks,' says the little girl.

 

The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of

 

the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

 

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how

 

to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the

 

cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

 

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and

 

at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

 

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren, would I?'

 

 

[storchy neil]

:laugh:leaving that one alone neil

 

 

[farri]

That`s got the siren taken care of but what would she do for a horn.

 

Frank.