Morning Sex

[Guest palexxxx]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

 

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.

 

'Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

 

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

 

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

 

AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED

 

 

[facthunter]

What fight?

 

Were the eggs underdone? Nev..

 

 

[1946]

Hard Boiled?

 

May be he preferred Hard Boiled!.......Hat -coat- gone.

 

 

[motzartmerv]

haha...classic..my missus would use me to time a roast:keen:....haha...just kidding.......................................or am i??;)

 

 

[planedriver]

Hey Merv,

 

Did your misses write the quote at the botton of your last post, or should you have removed it on this occasion?

 

Rgds Alan

 

 

[motzartmerv]

haha...yea good one:laugh:..

 

 

[facthunter]

Topic?

 

The topic of this thread? I simply don't get it! Nev...

 

 

[Guest Decca]

Sorry

 

Sorry Nev, you're under age.;)

 

Decca.

 

 

[Geoff]

Good One Decc

 

 

[facthunter]

Age.

 

That might have something to do with it. Me not getting it . ( morning sex). HELL NOW MY NAMES SHOWN ALONGSIDE THIS THREAD again. The church elders will be after me now. Nev..

 

 

[Ben Longden]

 

Ben

 

 

[Guest Herb]

thumb_down

 

Like they say "What goes up must come down"

 

 

[facthunter]

reverse too.

 

The situation with mineral water, (especially relevant in europe). "What goes down, must come up". Now that could put you off.. N...

 

 

[Yenn]

The version I heard is " What goes up must come down, even if it's 9 months later"

 

 

[planedriver]

The version I heard is " What goes up must come down, even if it's 9 months later"

Even if it looks a bit different?:confused::confused::confused:

 

 

[blueshed]

I am impressed,

 

You actually managed to last the full three minutes !

 

I always suggest anything past Two Strokes, should be applauded !

 

Suppose I get gold !

 

Just keep practicing !

 

Cheers Guy:juggle:

 

 

[Yenn]

I much prefer 4 strokes.

 

 

[planedriver]

I much prefer 4 strokes.

Tends to be that way with Starlets

 

 

[Ben Longden]

Oh classic!! :thumb_up:

 

Ben