Bovine Banter

[slartibartfast]

Two steers are chatting in a field.

 

Bob says to Colin, "I'm really worried about this Mad Cow disease. I think about it all the time. I can't sleep, I'm not eating well, it's affecting everything I do."

 

"How do you handle it?" Bob asks.

 

Colin replies, "Doesn't worry me. I'm a turkey."

 

 

[Guest airsick]

Is Colin worried about bird flu then?