New Lexus

[planedriver]

A man in a new Lexus stops to buy petrol on his way home from playing golf.

 

The young driveway attendant, cleaning his windscreen, notices some little stick like things on the drivers seat.

 

He asks the owner what they are for?

 

The man says "They are tees, you rest your balls on them."

 

The attendant says "No doubt about it, those Japs think of everything."

 

 

[Guest pecram air]

Please explain attendant ?????? cleans windows ???????

 

 

[planedriver]

It's a new service being trialed at some Woolies/Caltex outlets, providing you also purchase eggs at 18 bucks a dozen, and a few extra groceries to at least the value of your car!!

 

 

[facthunter]

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I've told you a million times not to exaggerate, planedriver.. Nev