Train Ride

[Guest Wingman98]

There are 4 people, An Aussie, A Kiwi, a little old lady and Elle Macpherson, travelling in the same compartment of a train going through Europe. The line along which the train is travelling has a large number of tunnels. The train enters a tunnel. A kissing sound is heard and then a loud slap. When the train comes out of the other end of the tunnel, the Kiwi is holding his face and the rest of them are looking at him. The old lady thinks, "He must have tried to kiss Elle, and she slapped him." Elle thinks, "He must have tried to kiss me, but missed and got the old lady, so she slapped him." The Aussie thinks, "Man, I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap that bloody Kiwi again!"