Seal Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 What do you call a blind reindeer? - - - - - - - No idea? Oh well, try this one. What do you call a blind legless reindeer? - - - - - - Still no idea? Ah well, think about it for a bit.
BigPete Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 What do you call a blind legless impotent reindeer? - - - - - - - Still No F:censored: idea.
Guest Macnoz Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 now we all heard about the man who walked into a bar but with jokes like that (or this) we might hear about a seal who walked into a club!
Guest roadk99 Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 what about the man who thought he had an aeroplane when he only had a joy stick.
Tomo Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 What about the skeleton who couldn't go to bed...'Cause he had no body to sleep with... Hence, Why couldn't the skeleton get up...because no body would help him... :big_grin:
Bigglesworth Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 Why the skeleton could't cross the road? He had no guts
Gibbo Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 Two bugs flying along a highway and get hit by a bus. One says to the other afterwards, 'hey want to do that again'. The other replys 'no thanks, don't have the guts. It can only get worse. Gibbo
Ferris Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 What was the last thing that passed through that insects mind as he hit the windscreen?? His Ar:censored:
Timm427 Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 what do you call an Irish girl with one leg .... Ilene What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg .... Irene
Ben Longden Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 And the boy with one leg...... Neil.... Ben
skeptic36 Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 And the Irishman with leaves up his ...... Russell Oh yeah and the Irishman with a shovel Doug Yeah yeah and the Irishman without a shovel Douglas
Timm427 Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 What do you call a deer with no ears? Something that is easily conveyed using sign language!
vk3auu Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 What do you call a deer with no eyes. No idea. David
Seal Posted December 7, 2008 Author Posted December 7, 2008 Different Irishman this time, What do you call a bloke with rabbits up his bum? Warren.
Timm427 Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 Different Irishman this time, What do you call a bloke with rabbits up his bum? Warren. Ohh, I would have said scared of ferrets!!
skeptic36 Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Ohh, I would have said scared of ferrets!! Now thats funny
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