Chird65 Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 The legless deer reminded me!! What do you call a man with no arms no legs in a swinning pool? Bob What do you call a man with no arms no legs in leaves? Russel. What do you call a man Stuck under a car? Jack. What do you call a man with no arms no legs on your door step? Matt. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Dougless.
Guest TOSGcentral Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 What do you call an 8' Hells Angel with a machine gun? - Sir!
Chird65 Posted October 4, 2008 Author Posted October 4, 2008 What does a girl with one leg shorter than the other call her self? Ileen.
Seal Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 What do you call a man with rabbits up his backside? Warren.
motzartmerv Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 What do you call the man with no arms and no legs who swam the english channel?? Clever dick
planedriver Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 What do you call an archer with one eye? Bo Peep
K-man Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 What does a girl with one leg shorter than the other call her self?Ileen. What do you call her brother? Raylene And her mother? Marlene ;) And her sister with normal legs? Nolene :thumb_up: :thumb_up: :thumb_up:
K-man Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 And just for fun ... What do you call a snake who is employed by the government? i_dunno i_dunno A civil serpent.
Guest Bendorn Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 What does a girl with one leg shorter than the other call her self?Ileen. ....and her Japanese cousin...... Irene
Ben Longden Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 :thumb_up: Sore from laffing, here... Ben
Gibbo Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs but a 12" penis? a. Partily disabled.
slartibartfast Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs but a 12" penis? a. Partily disabled. Your Majesty? (ie. he's a ruler) PS - I have a 12 inch penis but I don't use it as a rule. PPS - Has this section sunk this low?
Chird65 Posted October 21, 2008 Author Posted October 21, 2008 Just remember with 12 inches you actually have a foot.
BLA82 Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 PS - I have a 12 inch penis but I don't use it as a rule.PPS - Has this section sunk this low? Gees your lucky, I only have 4 inches but is a wonderfull width. PS-Yes this section has sunk this low lol
Ben Longden Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 That reminds me about the two pilots from Ryanair, coming back to the companys base in Dublin, the captain makes the comment about the strip.... "Bejabbers, Sydney, thats the shortest runway oive ever seen!" To which the FO replies, "to be sure, Captain, but its the widest oive ever seen as well".. Ben (trying very badly to get the thread out of the gutter... lol!!)
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