LIQUID ASSETS

[Guest High Plains Drifter]

An American view on the current 'problems'

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will

 

have $49.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00

 

today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will

 

have $0.00 today.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the

 

beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have

 

received $214.00..

 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &

 

recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

 

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

 

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a

 

year.

 

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

 

Makes you proud to be an American!

 

 

[motzartmerv]

haha, thats funny..

 

R u a yank??

 

 

[Guest High Plains Drifter]

R u a yank??

.....................No

 

 

[Guest TOSGcentral]

No Merv,

 

He is very much an Aussie and quite big with it too. He may bite - stop poking sticks at him! ;)

 

 

[motzartmerv]

Hey tony.. i wasn't poking sticks at him.. his post said "it makes you proud to be an american".. so i was just wondering if he was one..

 

Lighten up mate

 

 

[Guest TOSGcentral]

"Lighten up"? Damn I cannot even use a smiley in the joke columns and get away with it now!

 

Is it not wonderful how what is written can be so totally misconstrued?

 

 

[motzartmerv]

Lol.. sorry Tony.. i was thinking the same thing, ie, being missinterpreted..;)