Seal Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Two doctors were attending the funeral of a colleague, a prominent heart surgeon. The ceremony was elaborately staged with the casket arranged on a trolley in front of a huge heart. A succession of people got up and extolled the virtues of the great man, his skill and how many people he had helped. As the procedings drew to a close, the music rose to a crescendo, the two halves of the heart parted, the casket rolled through the opening and the heart closed. "My o my", says one doctor, "wasn't that impressive? A fitting tribute I thought". "Hmmm", said the other, "I don't know that I'll have that done, it may not work so well. I'm a gynaecologist"!
Deskpilot Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 LOL shades of Robin Williams in his film 'Patch' (Think that's the right name)
Chucky Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Glad he wasn't a proctologist! What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common? They both have wet noses!
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