Fishing trip

[Kenny]

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,

 

grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up

 

to the truck,

 

and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

 

The wind was blowing 50 mph.. I pulled back into the garage, turned on

 

the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the

 

day.

 

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into

 

bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different

 

anticipation, and whispered,

 

'The weather out there is terrible.'

 

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband

 

is out fishing in that s@#%'

 

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped

 

fishing.