We found your wife.

[planedriver]

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, the Gold Coast man answered his door to find two grim-faced Queensland Police officers standing there.

 

 

'We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,' said one oficer.

 

 

'Tell me! Did you find her?' Wilkens shouted.

 

 

The officers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?'

 

 

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, 'Give me the bad news first.'

 

 

The officer said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning our divers found your wife's body in Broadwater'

 

 

'Oh my God!' exclaimed Wilkens.

 

 

Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?':confused:

 

 

The officer continued, 'When we pulled her up she had 12 five pound mud crabs and 6 good-size Blue-swimmers crabs clinging to her.' :big_grin:

 

 

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'

 

 

The other officer then piped in, 'We're put her back down and we're going to pull her up again tomorrow.':thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up: