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A man comes home from the doctor looking glum and his flatmate says "Mate! Whats wrong?"

 

"Ive got the big C" he says....

 

"What....Cancer?" says his flatmate.

 

"No....Dyslexia"

 

 

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2 blokes are sitting at a bar talking about a mate that they have not seen for a while.

 

"What happened to John?" asked one.

 

"The Big C got him" his mate replied.

 

"What? Cancer?"

 

"No ................ he drowned".

 

 

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