Signs

[Yenn]

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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In a Podiatrist's office:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Time wounds all heels.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a Plumber's truck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On another Plumber's truck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a Church's Bill board:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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At a Tyre Store

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On an Electrician's truck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Let us remove your shorts.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In a Non-smoking Area:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a Maternity Room door:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Push. Push.. Push.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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At an Optometrist's Office:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a Taxidermist's window:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'We really know our stuff.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a Fence:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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At a Car Dealership:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In a Vets waiting room:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In a Restaurant window:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And don't forget the sign at a

 

 

 

 

 

 

RADIATOR SHOP:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sign on the back of yet another

 

 

 

 

 

 

Septic Tank Truck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tomo]

:thumb_up:

 

 

[facthunter]

One more.

 

On the back of a nightsoil truck, Wauchope NSW. MILK TASTES BETTER. Nev

 

 

[Nev25]

We have a local concreter who uses the advertising slogan

 

"I came I saw I concreted"

 

And a local Hairdressers window

 

HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW

 

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[Yenn]

Chemist in flooded SE Qld.

 

Bismuth as usual.

 

 

[slartibartfast]

I love the one near the front entrance to a hospital:

 

Family Planning Advice

 

 

 

Use Rear Entrance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Yenn]

That could get you in the "poo" Slarti.

 

 

[Guest Qwerty]

On a toilet door in a pub in Rockhampton during a trip earlier this year....

 

FEMALES

 

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I have a pic.

 

 

[hihosland]

I had the same photo but then the cell phone died and took the photo with it.

 

 

[hihosland]

Qwerty,

 

I just noticed who had posted that comment and realised that we were there together.

 

cheers

 

Davidh

 

 

[hihosland]

Corfu

 

 

 

[Guest watto]

I recall a small suzuki ute that used to belong to a stump blaster and the personalised number plates said "KABOOM"

 

 

[Guest ozzie]

Seen on a septic truck in wangaratta about 20 years ago

 

"We take sXXt from anyone"

 

damm sensers

 

 

[quentas]

Sign on the back of a local cleanup/handyman ute 'satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back'.

 

 

[Tracktop]

Sign on the back of a local cleanup/handyman ute 'satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back'.