Bob and the Blonde

[skeptic36]

BOB & THE BLONDE

 

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm...He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV

 

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

 

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

 

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

 

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

 

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair...Here's your money."

 

Bob replied, "I can't take your money...I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

 

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

Bob took the money...

 

 

[Tracktop]

Gotta love them blonds

 

 

[BLA82]

My Blonde wife just gave me the evil eye over that one:thumb_up:

 

 

[Tracktop]

Mine - not blonde - giggled for ages

 

 

[BLA82]

Just remember Tracktop, a brunette is just artificial intelegence:laugh:

 

 

[Tracktop]

Firey gone grey - no artificial there.