Saving oneself.

[planedriver]

Seamus O'Malley is playing golf when he takes a hard struck golf ball

 

right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as

 

he could manage, he took himself to Doctor O'Connor.

 

 

 

"How bad is it doctor?" asks O'Malley, "I'm going on my honeymoon next week

 

and my girl-friend is a virgin in every way."

 

 

 

"I'll have to put your penis in a splint, Seamus, to let it heal and keep it

 

straight. Sure, it'll be fine by next week."

 

 

 

The doctor takes four tongue compressors and forms a neat little 4-sided

 

bandage and wires it all together. "An impressive work of art," says the

 

good doctor.

 

 

 

Seamus says nothing of this to his girl-friend, marries and goes off on his

 

honeymoon.

 

 

 

That night in the hotel room she rips off her blouse to revel a gorgeous set

 

of breasts, a sight Seamus had not seen before.

 

 

 

"You're the first, Seamus. No one has ever touched these breasts."

 

 

 

Seamus promptly drops his pants and replies,

 

 

 

"Would you look at this --i've been saving meself too, this one's still in its CRATE."

 

;)