planedriver Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.. I have an 18- year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season." One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLA82 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Absolute classic:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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