Todays Stock Market Report

[Steve L]

Today's Stock Market Report

 

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

 

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.

 

Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.

 

Hiking equipment was trailing.

 

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

 

Weights were up in heavy trading.

 

Light switches were off.

 

Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.

 

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

 

The market for raisins dried up.

 

Coca Cola fizzled.

 

Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

 

Sun peaked at midday, but rose slowly in early morning.

 

Balloon prices were inflated,

 

while Tissue touched a new bottom. Batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

 

 

[BLA82]

:laugh:that makes more sense than the real one:thumb_up:

 

 

[planedriver]

You're saying that my jumbo-pack of toilet rolls I bought at the markets today must be a good investment for the future. Thats great!.

 

However, my grandsons daiper investment, was full of surprises and a bit on the nose.