Crocodiles in Canberra

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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in Canberra.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As kids. I just don't get it.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Same here. Hmm....How do you catch them?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Well, I crawl up under one of their

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Commonwealthcars and wait for one to unlock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the XXXX out of

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

them and eat 'em!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh-t

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an ar--hole and a briefcase.'