Changing times

[planedriver]

It was fun being a baby boomer :rilla::rilla: until now.

 

Some of the artists of the 60's

 

are revising their hits.

 

They include;

 

Hermans Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.

 

Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?

 

Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face.

 

Paul Simon - 50 ways to lose your liver.

 

The Commodores - Once,twice,three times to the bathroom.

 

Marvin Gaye - Heard it through the hearing aid.

 

Procol Harem - A whiter shade of hair.

 

Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping.

 

The Temptations - Pappas got a kidney stone.

 

Abba - Denture Queen

 

Helen Reddy - I am woman hear me snore.

 

Leslie Gore - It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to.

 

And my favourite...

 

Willy Nelson - On the commode again.

 

 

[Yenn]

I'll stick with Frank Sinatra. Come fly with me.

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Yenn, you got that wrong. It's 'Come die with me'