Black Testicles

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Black Testicles

 

A male patient is lying in bed

 

in the hospital,

 

wearing an oxygen mask over his

 

mouth and nose,

 

still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

 

A young student nurse appears to give him a

 

partial sponge bath.

 

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my

 

testicles black?'

 

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

 

'I don't know,Sir.

 

I'm only here to wash

 

your upper body.'

 

He struggles to ask again,

 

'Nurse, are my

 

testicles black?'

 

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

 

she overcomes her

 

embarrassment and sheepishly

 

pulls back the covers.

 

She raises his gown, holds his

 

penis in one hand and his

 

testicles in the other,

 

lifting and moving them

 

around and around gently.

 

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong

 

with them, Sir !!'

 

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

 

smiles at her and

 

says very slowly,

 

'Thank you very much. That was

 

wonderful, but listen

 

very, very closely.....

 

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'