Breast Milk Advantages

[planedriver]

The not very well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

 

The final question asked:

 

"Give five advantages of breast milk."

 

What the hell do I write for this one he thought? and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

 

1. No need to boil.

 

2. Cats can't steal it.

 

3. Available whenever necessary.

 

4. If you're lucky its been pastureyes'd

 

Um. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a five part answer.

 

Again, what to write? Just one more answer he scowled. But suddenly, his face brightened.

 

He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly scribbled his final answer:

 

5. It comes in very attractive containers.