quotes by the famous on sex

[Guest ozzie]

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." --Tom Clancy

 

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin

 

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen

 

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Unknown

 

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly

 

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller

 

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." --Lynn Lavner

 

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." --P. J. O'Rourke

 

"As the French say, there are three sexes--men, women and clergymen." --Rev. Sydney Smith

 

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen

 

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns

 

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry

 

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Drew Carey

 

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." --Unknown

 

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen

 

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

 

"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

[facthunter]

Score= 4.

 

4 good laughs out of those. Not bad!!.. If you can't laugh about sex you shouldn't have anything to do with it. Nev.

 

 

[Chucky]

"If they put a tax on sex I'm pulling out." ----Bruce Ruxton.

 

 

[Guest JONC]

I'm a sex object. Everytime I ask girls for sex they object! (they call me Bruce)

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

I'm sure I'm really a Lesbian trapped in a mans' body.......................:killen:....

 

 

[planedriver]

I'm sure I'm really a Lesbian trapped in a mans' body.......................:killen:....

Never mind Maj, we won't hold it against you, provided you don't hold it against us:yikes:

 

 

[Guest check-in]

Moses: "The good news - I beat Him down to 10

 

The bad news - adultery is still in there"

 

 

[facthunter]

How bad it would be---

 

IF infants had as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery. N..