Not Fridays!

[planedriver]

A husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage. The counsellor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

 

Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman, kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze.

 

The counsellor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

 

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here on Monday and Wednesday, but Fridays I go flying."