Marriage Counseling.

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A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to seek the advice of amarriage counselor.

 

The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, whinging about every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on and on.

 

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze.

 

The counselor then turns to the husband and says, "Your wife is very lonely. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

 

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays,Thursdays, and Fridays im in the shed from dawn til midnight building my aeroplane, and Sundays I go flying with the boys.

 

Tell me, do you work Saturdays by any chance?"

 

 

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