Book Report

[skeptic36]

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

 

'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

 

 

 

One student turned in the following book report,

 

With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99

 

Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

 

 

 

Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read

 

Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

 

 

 

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..

 

Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

 

 

 

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.

 

Clinton :..... Bill is a bullXXXX artist.

 

 

 

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

 

Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

 

 

 

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

 

Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

 

 

 

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

 

Clinton :... Let's not go there.

 

 

 

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

 

Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

 

 

 

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

 

Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.

 

 

 

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

 

Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

 

 

 

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

 

Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing