The Prince and The Genie

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Prince Charles was backing his Land Rover out of the garage at Buckingham Palace when he ran over the Queen's favorite Welsh corgi. He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp.

 

The Prince was devastated. What a sad thing to happen!

 

One of his aides offered to help, but the Prince brushed everyone away. "I'll will bury the dog myself," he said. "Just bring me a spade."

 

With that, Prince Charles gathered up the limp, squashed body of the poor little dog and carried it to the garden. There he began to dig a hole. As he cried:crying: over the loss of this friendly animal, he systematically shoveled the dirt out of the hole :construction:and dropped it in a pile.

 

Then to his surprise, the spade hit something metallic and gave a clang. Prince Charles reached down and pulled out the object. It looked like a lamp.

 

Charles dusted it off to get a better look when suddenly a Genie materialized in a cloud of vapor. The Genie looked Charles in the eye and said "Your highness, I can give you one wish! What would you like?"

 

The Prince pointed to the lifeless animal and said "This is mummy's favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?"

 

The Genie said "Let's have a look at the dog. Oh no, nothing can be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover. There is too much damage to the dog ... even with all my powers, nothing can be done."

 

"But you must try!" says the Prince, "It's mummy's favorite!"

 

"I'm sorry" said the Genie shaking his head, "there's no way I can bring it back to life."thumb_down

 

"OK" said the prince with a shrug of his shoulders, putting both hands back in his pockets like he usually does. "But do I still have a wish?"

 

"Yes, of course", said the Genie. :thumb_up:

 

"Well", said the Prince, "I just married Camilla.... could you make her as beautiful as Diana was?"

 

The Genie thought for a while then said, "Let's have another look at the dog!"

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

I rate this one 15/10 I guess I have a sick sense of humour. Have copied it for my emails, Cheers Sue ( John's wife)