An oldie but a goody...

[Ben Longden]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you

 

would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

 

(Hardly seems worth it.)

 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9

 

months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

 

(Now that's more like it!)

 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it

 

pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

 

(O.M.G.!)

 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

 

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head

 

before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

 

(I'm still not over the pig.)

 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories

 

a hour

 

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its

 

head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

 

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's

 

like a human jumping the length of a football field.

 

(30 minutes... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

 

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

 

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality

 

over quantity)

 

Butterflies taste with their feet.

 

(Something I always wanted to know.)

 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

 

(Hmmmmmm......)

 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years

 

longer than left-handed people.

 

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the

 

difference?)

 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

 

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

 

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

 

( I know some people like that.)

 

Starfish have no brains

 

(I know some people like that too.)

 

Polar bears are left-handed.

 

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have

 

sex for pleasure.

 

(What about that pig??)

 

 

[Yenn]

What about the pig! I worked with pigs 40+ years ago and can confirm the above story. The bore winks and every wink is a wank and every wank is a little one. Old English saying.

 

Ian Borg