Wanted Sheep in Melbourne

[tangocharlie123]

Wanted

 

If somebody that lives around the Melbourne area has a spare sheep they would like fattened please PM me:

 

Cheers

 

 

[planedriver]

WantedIf somebody that lives around the Melbourne area has a spare sheep they would like fattened please PM me:

 

Cheers

Sounds like tangocharlie123 is going to throw a bbq for Terrier enthusiasts :big_grin:

 

I'll bring my spit.:thumb_up:

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

Sometimes the randomness of the posts I see on this forum make me go :raise_eyebrow:

 

I'll keep an eye out for any sheep wandering about...

 

 

[Powerin]

With the lack of spring rain I have approx 2000 sheep in need of fattening. Would that help? I can organise a few B-Doubles to get them down to you. :thumb_up:

 

Peter

 

 

[Guest Decca]

Until I saw the first reply I was going to volunteer a couple of Shetland Ponies.

 

Good onya Planey.

 

Decca.

 

 

[Tomo]

Baah Baah.....

 

Haven't any sheep though.... but you could always do with more goats surely?!! you know... to find every little hole in the fence, eat your wife's roses, use the car as a stage box..... etc...

 

But you can't have any sadly... cause we need 'em.

 

 

[turboplanner]

Which part of Melbourne?

 

Water?

 

Secure fence?

 

Predators?

 

One of my rams killed two others and charged me yesterday, he's in need of a quiet rest.

 

 

[turboplanner]

Darky this is aviation related - runways need the grass shortened you know

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

Darky this is aviation related - runways need the grass shortened you know

Well, once he's done the runway, he's welcome to come and help out with my backyard...

 

 

[Tomo]

and charged me yesterday

It's gets pretty bad once they start charging.... selfish little critters really! always wanting more.

 

 

[Powerin]

Hey...I think my sheep are doing well here! I can keep the grass at Tullamarine, Essendon, Moorabin, Lilydale and Coldstream under control (and perhaps Pt Cook, Avalon and Toorandin too!). Tango wants one and surely Darky will take 10 or 20. Any other takers?

 

Now...did I mention that I have some hungry cows as well.....

 

Peter

 

 

[Tomo]

Now...did I mention that I have some hungry cows as well.....

There you go Darky.... once in a life time chance to get a house cow...

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

surely Darky will take 10 or 20.

How big do you think my backyard is?!

 

Lilydale could do with a mow though, missed the taxiway on Wednesday because I couldn't see it in time...

 

 

[Powerin]

How big do you think my backyard is?!

Ahhh...well, I thought a brilliant young up-and-coming aviation lawyer/pilot like yourself might have a big backyard :big_grin:

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

Ahhh...well, I thought a brilliant young up-and-coming aviation lawyer/pilot like yourself might have a big backyard :big_grin:

The 'up and coming' part means that I still live with my parents :big_grin: The backyard is probably big enough to feed one sheep for an arvo...

 

 

[planedriver]

Hey...I think my sheep are doing well here! I can keep the grass at Tullamarine, Essendon, Moorabin, Lilydale and Coldstream under control (and perhaps Pt Cook, Avalon and Toorandin too!). Tango wants one and surely Darky will take 10 or 20. Any other takers?Now...did I mention that I have some hungry cows as well.....

 

Peter

I'm not greedy, and my spit can only handle one at a time, so i'm happy to have the bbq at my joint (to coin a phrase)

 

 

[Powerin]

The 'up and coming' part means that I still live with my parents :big_grin: The backyard is probably big enough to feed one sheep for an arvo...

Oh well...can you put in a good word for me at Lilydale? You might have to do a low pass to scare the sheep away before landing....surely a small price to pay to keep my sheep fat and happy:thumb_up:

 

 

[Powerin]

I'm not greedy, and my spit can only handle one at a time, so i'm happy to have the bbq at my joint (to coin a phrase)

OK planey...I'll supply the sheep and you supply the bbq and joint and I think we'll have a very good time

 

 

[tangocharlie123]

Thanks for all the jokes Guys and Girls.

 

but just trying to avoid more fines from the local government and trying not to kill my father.

 

and for those bringing the spit please bring a qualified Chef as I want the night off.

 

 

[Powerin]

Hi TC123,

 

Hope you didn't take offence. If I were closer I would be happy to help your dad out with a sheep!

 

Peter

 

 

[Simonflyer]

This is the best thread ever

 

 

[tangocharlie123]

never any offence taken its all fun but sets the mind thinking though.

 

I like Darkys response about lillydale as I know both the tooradin and lillydale strips.

 

we used to own a sheep to keep the grass down at mum and dads once ours was done we would lend her out to our neighbors.

 

cheers

 

 

[Powerin]

never any offence taken its all fun but sets the mind thinking though.I like Darkys response about lillydale as I know both the tooradin and lillydale strips.

 

we used to own a sheep to keep the grass down at mum and dads once ours was done we would lend her out to our neighbors.

 

cheers

Actually it's not all as silly as it sounds. My father-in-law was a shearers cook and used to cook for a shearing team that occasionally worked in the shearing shed at the south end of Avalon airport. I'm pretty sure the sheep grazed on Avalon.

 

 

[turboplanner]

The 'up and coming' part means that I still live with my parents :big_grin: The backyard is probably big enough to feed one sheep for an arvo...

Well in that case you don't need a sheep. Just be like my daughter and make sure the parents mow it!