Ouch!!!!

[Chucky]

A pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

 

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have praise. Two months ago my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was smashed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

 

She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

 

The men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably.

 

She continued, "Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say that, with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

 

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.

 

A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "Good morning, I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife ONCE AGAIN that the word is STERNUM."

 

 

[planedriver]

wife ONCE AGAIN that the word is STERNUM."

As usual the woman had the knickers in a twist :no no: