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Husband: Oh, come on.



 

 

 

 

 



Wife: Leave me alone!

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: It won't take long.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: I can't sleep without it.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: Because I'm hot.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: You don't love me anymore.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: Please...go on.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: All right, I'll do it.

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: I can't find it in the dark.

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: Oh, yes.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: Is it up far enough?

 

 

 

 

 



Husband: Yeah! that's good.

 

 

 

 

 



Wife: Right! Now go to sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself



 

 

 

 

 

 

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