farri Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...go on. Wife: All right, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it in the dark. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Yeah! that's good. Wife: Right! Now go to sleep. And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself
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