The Mail mans last day

[RetiredRacer]

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of

 

carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

 

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the

 

whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a

 

big gift certificate envelope.

 

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine

 

imported cigars.

 

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific

 

fishing lures.

 

At each of the houses along his route, he was met with

 

congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

 

At the final house he was met at the door

 

by a strikingly beautiful young blonde

 

in a revealing negligee.. She took him by the hand,

 

gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and

 

led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.

 

Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant

 

breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and

 

fresh-squeezed orange juice.

 

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming

 

coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from

 

under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,

 

' he said, ......but what's the dollar for?'

 

'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband

 

that today would be your last day ....and that we should do

 

something special for you.

 

I asked him what to give you?'

 

He said, "...Screw him .........give him a dollar."

 

The blonde then blushed and said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.

 

 

[Yenn]

I shall have to send that to my grandson. He is a postman, but I am sure he will be looking forward to it, only about 30 years to go.