planedriver Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart by-pass surgery. He recovered from surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.' The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God. The patient replied, 'Then perhaps you'd be kind enough to send the bill to my brother-in-law.....':big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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