Bad Tiger

[Chucky]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

 

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

 

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

 

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

 

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

 

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

 

A movie is being developed base on events, titled "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant".

 

EA Sports are releasing new Playstation game... "Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto"

 

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

 

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

 

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

 

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

 

 

[planedriver]

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Anyway, they can both smile about it now.:kboom: