Tiger woods christmas card 2009

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[dazza 38]

HA HA, i was wondering, when the jokes would start coming out. I saw that today in the gold coast bulletin. Cheers

 

 

[planedriver]

It's obvious.

 

A stitch in time saves a 9.

 

 

[slartibartfast]

Lucky we can't see the back 9.

 

So, his wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club.

 

 

[Relfy]

Haha, I got a text yesterday...something about him playing 18 holes...I won't elaborate.

 

 

[drifter_driver]

Tiger woods top 10

 

One:

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

 

Two:

 

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

 

Three:

 

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

 

Four:

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

 

Five:

 

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

 

Six:

 

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

 

Seven:

 

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

 

Eight:

 

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

 

Nine:

 

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

 

Ten:

 

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

 

What does Tiger Woods & Baby Seals have in common ?

 

A: They both get clubbed by Norwegians..