Admin Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You think you have lived to be 70 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! [ATTACH]9474.vB[/ATTACH] An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' [ATTACH]9475.vB[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hmmmm. Like that one.. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qwerty Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ahhhh ha.......Maj isn't a pilot, he's a lesbain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Always have been Querty....in a mans body !!.....................................................:thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qwerty Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Me too I'm afraid mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Me too I'm afraid mate. Afraid of what:question: we all wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qwerty Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 As I have said before I am afraid of clouds and powerlines, but that is a different story. In the above context, where I say "me too, I'm afraid", the "I'm afraid" is a basically meaningless linguistic device that seems to be normal in spoken or conversational english. From what I have been told and from what I have observed it seems to be a sentance filler that aids somewhat in softening the primary message of the sentance although it is almost completely redundant in this instance. I can understand your query, it has taken me a long time to learn to communicate effectively with the neuro-typical population. I hope that this clears things up for you Planey, if you need further clarification don't hesitate to ask. Cheers, Qwerty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Keep that up Qwerty and we'll nominate you as a Professor in Philosophy at Hobart University. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qwerty Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Emeritus professor I should think. But thanks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 As I have said before I am afraid of clouds and powerlines, but that is a different story. In the above context, where I say "me too, I'm afraid", the "I'm afraid" is a basically meaningless linguistic device that seems to be normal in spoken or conversational english. From what I have been told and from what I have observed it seems to be a sentance filler that aids somewhat in softening the primary message of the sentance although it is almost completely redundant in this instance. I can understand your query, it has taken me a long time to learn to communicate effectively with the neuro-typical population.I hope that this clears things up for you Planey, if you need further clarification don't hesitate to ask. Cheers, Qwerty Well said Qwenty. It was just as I thought. However, I lack a few of your skills to put it into such art form:artist: Kind Regards Planey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEON Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You know YOU ARE an old pilot when you think of women and cannot remember why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I always thought it was old pilots, and bold pilots.....but apparently there are Lesbian ones' too.............................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You know YOU ARE an old pilot when you think of women and cannot remember why! Well why would you think of old men? there is basically only the two Genres around, so it's a fifty/fifty chance you will like old men or old women. What ever takes your fancy I guess. Im neutral :big_grin: BTW Qwerty, you'd become a good Philosophical Philosopher for analogies of words and meanings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Tomo, is that nrutral or neuted? :confused: PS please excuse bad spellin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Im neutral :big_grin: You like old women AND old men young Tomo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 You like old women AND old men young Tomo? Ancient, Old, in between, young, kids, baby's..... Both Genres... Sure, the older they are the more knowledge/wiseness they have... How ya gonna learn any other way...? I can and do talk to anyone and everyone no matter their status... as you probably can all guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm so terribly sorry for you Tomo. How did it happen - riding a bike?, skateboarding?, getting through a fence? Did anyone get a video clip for Funniest Home Videos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm so terribly sorry for you Tomo.How did it happen - riding a bike?, skateboarding?, getting through a fence? Did anyone get a video clip for Funniest Home Videos? Thanks for your sincerity there Tubbs.... Meeting you on the forum is probably how it happened ;) ======== What's wrong with that...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ozzie Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I'm so terribly sorry for you Tomo.How did it happen - riding a bike?, skateboarding?, getting through a fence? Did anyone get a video clip for Funniest Home Videos? Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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