New Years Resolution from Uno Hugh

[planedriver]

How i'm going to Quit Smoking.

 

A nice friendly guy called Ian, was at a New Year's Eve party, and turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.

 

'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.

 

'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Ian with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'

 

'Phase one?' wonders Ken.

 

'Yeah,' laughs Ian, 'I've simply decided to quit buying.' :big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]