not up to his neck?

[icebob]

Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a

 

club or get a hobby. Bob obliged and went out for a couple of hours...

 

 

 

 

 

When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.

 

 

 

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

 

 

 

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

 

 

 

"You crazy old man, where's your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

 

 

 

 

 

"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"

 

 

[Tracktop]

:thumb_up: 10

 

 

[skeptic36]

:thumb_up: 10

Geez your gettin soft Ray, that was seriously lucky to be worth 7.5

 

 

[Tracktop]

must have been in a happy frame of mind at the time.

 

I did chuckle though

 

I'll try and be harder in future