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[nathanc]

Worse than that, 50% are below average, and it's about time the gummint did something about it ....

A room had 10 people in it. 9 were 1 year olds and the remaining person was 100 years old. I think most of them were below average in age.

 

 

[stanzahero]

There are three types of people in this world:

 

Those that count, and

 

Those that don't.

 

I thought I was funny, then I realized I was kidding myself.

 

If you have two arms, you have more that the average number of arms for a person....

 

... Same goes for legs...